Beelzeboss

A      C      E                F
(JA)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      F            C        G
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      F           C                   G
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off
 
 D
(JA)  If we win,
      D                  Gm                  D
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      D                 Gm   D#  A#   F   G
      and also you will have to pay our rent
 
Beelzeboss:
      Gm
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?
 
        F
(JA)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KF)  What!?
(JA)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KF)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        A#
(JA)  To be your little bitch
 
Tenacious D:
(JA)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Fm                             Ab
(KF)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JA)  Listen to me-
                  C                              Fm
(KF)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JA)  God dammit Kage,
                 Fm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 Ab
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KF)  Noo
                C                          Fm
(JA)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KF)  Dude,
            Fm
      we've been through so much shit
         Db
(JA)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      Ab                                C
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down
 
      Fm
(JA)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Db                         Ab           D#
(KF)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Fm
(JA)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Db                             Ab         D#
(KF)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Fm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Db                       Ab          D#
(KF)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Fm
(JA)C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Db               Ab           D#
(KF)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
 Fm              C
(JA)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   Ab                  C
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Fm                     C
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                Ab                   C
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Fm                   C
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  Ab                D#
      you are the devil, we are the C
                 Fm            C
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the C
                 Ab            D#
      We are the D, We are the C
                Fm             C
      We are the D, We are the C
                 Ab            D#
      We are the D, We are the C
                Fm             C
       We are the D, We are the C
                 Ab            D#
      We are the D, We are the C
                Fm             C
      We are the D, We are the C
                 Ab            D#
      We are the D, We are the C