Dead!

E - G# - C#m - A 
 
E
And if your heart stops beating
G#
I'll be here wondering
C#m                     A
Did you get what you deserve?
                  E
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
G#
I'll be here waiting, babe
C#m                     A
Did you get what you deserve?
                     F#m
The end, and if your life won't wait
           A           B
Then your heart can't take this
 
E                         G#
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
A
No one ever had much nice to say
C
I think they never liked you anyway
E                 G#
Oh take me from the hospital bed
A
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
C
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?
E
Ohh dead.
 
E
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
G#
You never fell in love
C#m                    A
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
E
And if you get to heaven
G#
I'll be here waiting, babe
C#m                    A
Did you get what you deserve?
                     F#m
The end, and if your life won't wait
           A           B
Then your heart can't take this
 
E                         G#
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
A
No one ever had much nice to say
C
I think they never liked you anyway
E                 G#
Oh take me from the hospital bed
A
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
C
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead?
 
F#m                        B
And in my honest observation
                G#m
During this operation
                     C#m
Found a complication in your heart
         A                          C#m
So long, 'Cause now you've got  now you've got 
G#m
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
 
SOLO  E - G# - A - C 
 
One, two, one two three four!
 
 E - G# - A - B     
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
 
 E - G# - A - B     
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why are we laughing?  LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
If life ain't just a joke  LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
Then why am I dead?
E
DEAD!